Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Footsteps in the Dark


The graying Good Dog Duke - still shedding, so he looks unloved and unkept, but neither is true.

I do not know what creature is causing the Good Dog Duke to bark all night long. He barks all around the house, so I am guessing coyotes are circling. Coyotes have been howling around this area for weeks. Ginger the horse cannot eat her hay in peace, stopping every few mouthfuls to step away and listen intently. Last night she was particularly nervous and I felt sorry for her. Something out there is worrying her. A herd animal probably feels quite vulnerable and defenseless living alone all the time.

As I was playing my favorite insomniac marble game, Zuma, in these early morning hours, I heard slow footsteps crunching fallen leaves right outside the window. Having just watched Unsolved Mysteries about people who disappear for no reason, I got a little jolt of adrenaline. Duke was silent. Of course, in my mind, it cannot mean that Duke is right outside the window listening to me cuss as I continually die in the advanced levels of Zuma. It means a crazy redneck high on meth, wielding a skinning knife and a compound bow, is sneaking up on the house to steal my broken down furniture and the 532 pound television. One thing my mother taught me about living in the country: do not sit paralyzed with fear - investigate! I went to the front door, flung it open and hollered for Duke, and added, just in case, "You can have the television but I'll have to help you carry it out, so don't kill me!"

It was just the old Dukenator lying faithfully beneath the window.

2 comments:

Li'l Ned said...

Funny, I don't worry so much about the crazed rednecks with knives when I hear those crunching noises outside the window. Partly because we just gave away our 589 lb television, but mainly because skunks and raccoons are more likely. Though I admit to picturing rabid wolves (now that we have 2 documented in Oregon -- not rabid, just your basic wolves) and winter-crazed cougars as I sprint through the door after putting my chickens to bed. SOMETHING is bound to be roaming around the 'hood, and it's dahhhhhhhrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk out there.

D'lila said...

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