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As you might expect, the dish was installed with baling wire. The entire state of Kansas is held together with baling wire and duct tape, and artfully decorated with bullet holes. Shooting holes in everything is the favorite pastime, second only to tossing empty beer cans into the ditches.
The sensibility responsible for hanging a satellite dish in a pasture is also responsible for a hand-painted sign that once graced a bean field west of Paxico: UFO Parking $3. Too bad that sign is gone.